I appreciate tumblr because it has helped me become more aware of the horrible things I have inherently absorbed and it gave me a chance to change the way I think to become a better person
Feel like you’ve failed and it’s not even 10 am?
Take a deep breath.
Remind yourself that mistakes happen.
Today does not have to be a string of failures.
Today is still full of possibility.
Today can still be a great day!
"Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made."
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
Fat girls with a jawline are not the only kind of fat girls.
You best believe there’s heaps of hot fat babes with huge double chins and motherfuckin’ neck fat.